Reuben - Living in Wellington, eathquakes suck. Cravin waffles tho.

lonely behemoth

chur chur, this semester paying off pretty well. an A and a B+ at the mo, I’m happy


Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(Source: steinbecks, via perhapspicasso)

no one on tumblr voting for John Key it seems.



no offence but if ur voting for john key unfollow me

(via thirstybaby)

hottiemcsnotty replied to your post “Bruh, the amount of chins I have is fucking unacceptable”

the limit is 7

I have like 59


isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

you can say it pessemistically like that, or you can be optimistic and say that from the day you are born is the day you start living.

(via l-oathing)