talk about a danger wank… flatmate has people around viewing the flat and they want to come and meet me. Sorry fam.
someone please supply me some adderall/rits to get me through these next two weeks por favour
goddam if you wanna fuck, don’t hit me up at 11.30 on a sunday night the day before assignments and shit are due
there comes a time when every man must graduate from the Lynx/Axe phase of their life as it reeks of both fuckboi and rape. my flatmate, 19th birthday today has unfortunately not graduated from that phase of his life, and has made it fucking well known
you know your flatmate is pretty fucking incompetent when they don’t know how to use a can opener. goddamn.